How to make friends

I have done a lot of thinking and have realised there's basically four ways people make friends

Race

Yeah we are all racist mfers, either consciously or subconsciously. Stop denying it and accept it. We love hanging out with those who are the same or similar in race. Asians hang out more with Asians and eat at kbbqs, curries hang out with curries and play cricket. Having similar cultures allows people to connect easier. 

Interests

If you all like bike riding, you will do a lot more bike riding together and become friends. Simple. All the crypto lovers like to drool over the state of the crypto market together. All the anime lovers like to hang out and be weebs. All the oztag guys like to play together in a team and try to impress the girls in the team. Doing stuff together allows you to make friends. 

Circumstance

You ever become mates with that one person you sat next to once in school because the teacher put you there. Or you become friends with those people you work with. Yeah that's how you also make friends

The Friendzone

You hit on another person. They say lets be friends! Unlucky but also lucky you've made a friend!

Final Thoughts

Some people make friends that don't fit in this criteria. However this criteria should fit most people. If you don't want more friends, that's fine too. Each to their own but always love yourself. 

P.S. If I offended anyone in this article, I apologize but I don't mind if I do.