[βππ§ππ£] ππππ ππ π¦π£ πΉππ₯ππ ππ - What To Do When Market Goes Bananas One More Time?
Been blogging about this craziness for almost as long as I hodl Bitcoin.
And I love it, although sometimes I think....
Really, I am such a butthead, I could have made millions and instead all I have to show for is 30K. Which is still a 5X on my investment and doubling my investment year over year.
But itΒ΄s not Lambo time.
Wenn Lambo
Will it ever be Lambo time, I got several people asking what I think of this pump. My answer itΒ΄s late and therefore probably over soon. But NAF, I might be wrong.
Personally, I am happy with the pump, but I am not getting excited. ItΒ΄s way over due and summer is around the corner, but and this is a butt with potential....
The future might look bright.
I have seen the Future Past
Being in crypto over the summer months is no fun, just count how many green Aug and SepΒ΄s we had:
The sequence is May is still okay, June will dump back down, in July you think We Are Back, only to start sliding into Aug, and the dump into September.
That is all the TA I need to write my Playbook for the next 5 months or so. I know that all those fun influencers are calling for a 90-day banana zone starting NOW.
That just does not make sense to me, but then again, sensible and PARABO do not mix well, and our psyche has high PTSD levels from the deadly drop from the top to the bottom.
Exponential growth
ItΒ΄s hard to imagine the crazy exponential growth some coins go through once we enter the banana zone and go PARABO:
That Banana goes bad so fast, and then we will be stuck with its smelly, shriveling peel for another 4 years
And forget all about how things exploded so crazy fast:
Can I believe we will enter the PARAVO this year?
Yes, it could happen, but I am not betting the farm on it.
She can be very right, you know, with the ETFS, there is less retail money to trickle from BTC into ALTs. With a million tokens printed each day. With Meme coins like $TRUMP sucking up all liquidity.... we might not see the market go bananas ever again.
But this is crypto:
This space is still so new, and adoption is rising. Donald put Bitcoin on the Map, so:
My Simple Playbook
Meanwhile, I will follow my playbook, I bought the Donald Dip for about 600 dollars. I am using this Trump Pump to get back that 600 dollar and keep the 20-30% profit in tokens.
Hence, if we go PARABO, that profit added to my bags will do a nice 10X. If we donΒ΄t and we follow my Playbook.... I will buy the August & September summer dump as all signals are still on green for a blow of top in Q4, possibly extended till March 2026.
As I said a few weeks ago, my planned 18-month holiday got shot to pieces when I realized I could not sell all my ALTS prior to 05.05.25.
I had to extend my plan by a year, which means I have to talk to you guys for another year, telling you how terribly bad I am at crypto. I am still about 33% in stables, and over the summer, I might lower that to 25%.
But I want out. And when I am holding 25% of what I want to sell before the Banana goes brown again in stables already, that means I am holding half of what I put in.
Yes, I am holding half of what I invested in stables prior to the bear market...but maybe also prior to the Banana Explosion moment.
That might be considered stupid, as I might do a 10X on those stables, but I prefer to spread my risks, and do that 10X on my current holdings which is still 75% and that is pretty much the amount of faith I have that we will see another leg up within the next year.
Maybe a little less, as in 66,6%, but I love to live dangerously in a conservative manner.
In the end, the bottom line is all that matters.
Bikini Bottom Line
In this case, my bottom line is that I prefer a bottom in bikini indeed, but that is totally unrelated, as are so many things I blurt out.
Anyway, the bottom line for me is getting my full investment out just like I did in December 2021.
This cycle, my investment is a bit more than 2.5K, but the return for now is the same...sort of.
2.5K and I ended up with about 14K at the November 2021 Top, that is a 5.6X
Right now itΒ΄s 32K with a 6.5K investment, which is a 5X, prior to a possible PARABO. And I want to take out that 6.5K and then some, just to play the game again.
The biggest doubt is, what to do with my BTC?
ALTS, will all be sold no matter what by 05.05.26. I donΒ΄t want to feel that endless pain again. But what about BTC and the 70% downward spiral that should be awaiting us?
Last time we went from 68 to 17K, that is a 75% drop, while I expect BTC to stabilize, I still foresee this 70% drop. If we reach that 120-130K mark, which I calculated to be the top this cycle, that would get us back to a 40K bottom.
Now is it worth taking the risk to sell, or did the market change so much this cycle with institutions, countries having BTC reserves, and ETFs that we might be done with those cycles?
That is my biggest doubt, logic would say it will dump back to 40 K.
But what if that will never happen?
That is what makes this game such fun, you never know the smartest move.
That is why I will stick with the smart move, stay in the game, take profit, and buy when there is blood in the streets
Thank goodness you made it till the end Pees, Love, and I am out of here!
