THE GIRL WHO LOVED FREE FOOD

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10 Nov 2026
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There was a girl, Amaka. Amaka loved free food more than anything in this world.

If you tell Amaka: "There's free food in Lekki", Amaka will enter bike from Ikorodu to Lekki, even if it's raining.

One day, her friend Chiamaka called her: "Amaka, there's a wedding in Victoria Island. Free food, free drink, free small chops. No invitation needed."

Amaka did not waste time. She wore her best dress, her best wig, she even borrowed her sister's heels.

She entered the wedding. She ate rice, she ate chicken, she ate small chops, she drank 3 bottles of Chapman.

She was enjoying herself when the MC announced: "Now, the bride's best friend will come and give a speech."

Amaka looked up. The bride was looking at her.

MC said: "Amaka! Come up!"

Amaka was confused: "Me? I don't know the bride."

The whole hall was quiet. The bride said: "Amaka, you are my best friend from secondary school. Don't you remember me? I am Funke!"

Amaka's brain did a reboot. She remembered Funke. They were best friends in SS2. But they quarreled because of a boy.

Amaka stood up, shaking. She went to stage. She took mic.

She said: "Funke... I am sorry. I came here for free food, but God brought me here for forgiveness. I miss you."

Funke started crying. She hugged Amaka.

The whole wedding started crying. Even the DJ was crying.

They became best friends again.

Amaka still loves free food till today. But now, she always asks: "Who is the bride? Do I know her?" before she eats.

Moral: Sometimes free food will lead you to the blessing you have been running from.


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