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*FUOYE Screening: The Tunde Saga – Episode 2*

*Scene 1: The Panic*
Tunde realizes he registered for Accounting instead of Marketing. Portal still showing old course. He’s sweating: _“2k don go like that”_

*Scene 2: The CBT Guy*
He runs back to the CBT center. Guy says: _“Oga, I no be FUOYE. I just change am for JAMB. Make you wait 72hrs for sync.”_ Charges him ₦500 for “advice” 😂

*Scene 3: The Waiting Game*
Tunde spends 3 days checking http://putme.fuoye.edu.ng every 30 mins like it’s Premier League table. Day 1: Accounting. Day 2: Accounting. Day 3 morning: Still Accounting. Day 3 night: _BAM_ — Marketing shows!

*Scene 4: The Redemption*
He pays another ₦2,000, uploads O’Level, prints slip. This time his course is correct. He now frames the 1st slip as “lesson learned” on his wall.

*Scene 5: The Moral*
Tunde tells every 2026 aspirant: _“If you change course today, don’t touch FUOYE form till 3 days pass. JAMB fast, but school portal dey take cruise.”_

*The End... or is it?* Episode 3: “Tunde vs Post-UTME CBT” coming soon 😂

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