Some guy took a vacation and returned as the self-proclaimed “Final Boss of Ibiza.” Crypto Twitter instantly went feral—now it’s wall-to-wall Bitcoin Boss memes, cursed Photoshop edits, and ironic alpha threads.
Give it a week and he’ll be launching a podcast. Give it a month and there’ll be five different coins named after him. Honestly, they probably already exist, and two of them are rug pulls.