Dad jokes

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19 Dec 2022
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  1. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
  2. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
  3. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
  4. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  5. Why don't sharks like basketball? They're afraid of the net.
  6. I'm terrible at math, but I hear that calculus is a derivative of algebra, so I guess I'm not completely derivative.
  7. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
  8. I just bought a new set of golf clubs. They're called "irons," but I call them "floppies."
  9. I tried to start a hot air balloon company, but I couldn't get it off the ground.
  10. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
  11. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  12. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus.
  13. I tried to start a hat-making business, but it was too much of a head-ache.
  14. Why was the math book unhappy? It had too many problems.
  15. Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
  16. I'm terrible at math, but I hear that calculus is a derivative of algebra, so I guess I'm not completely derivative.
  17. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
  18. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
  19. Why did the chicken go to outer space? To hatch.
  20. I tried to start a business selling water but it just didn't have a lot of faucet-ability




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