Kachi and the Love Wahala - 2am Transfer

So na 1:55am, Kachi don close shop, dey sleep for kiosk back. Generator off. Phone for charger.

Suddenly _ting ting_
WhatsApp message:
`"Kachi fo ❤️ Please send me 10k. It’s urgent. I’ll pay you tomorrow I promise."`

Kachi open eye. Na Chioma. The fine girl wey dey buy data from am every week but never gree collect Kachi number before.

Kachi heart: _kpa kpa kpa_
Kachi brain: _"Na scam be this abi na true love?"_

He reply: `"Chioma, you dey okay? 2am transfer?"`
Chioma: `"Yes na. My mom dey hospital. POS no dey work. Abeg Kachi you’re my only hope 🙏"`

Kachi check his POS balance: 12,400 naira. That’s his capital for tomorrow.
He look at Chioma’s DP. She dey smile with ice cream.

Kachi sighed... _send 10k_
Caption: `"Get well soon aunty. No worry."`

Next morning 8am
Kachi: `"Morning Chioma, how’s aunty?"`
Seen. No reply.

12pm
Kachi: `"Chioma?"`
Seen. No reply.

4pm
Kachi see Chioma status: Her and friends dey lounge, ice cream in hand. Caption: `"Self care day ✨"`

Kachi: 💀💀💀

His friend come ask: `"How far with Chioma?"`
Kachi: `"She love me... she love my transfer."` 😂

One week later, Chioma come kiosk:
`"Kachi, abeg 2k data. I go pay you that 10k soon."`

Kachi smile: `"No problem. But this time, cash first. Love don teach me business."`

Now Kachi get rule: *"No 2am transfer. Only 2pm transfer with collateral."* 😂

_Moral: Help people, but don’t let ‘love’ empty your POS._

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