The Goat That Wrote WAEC

For one village school, there was a very troublesome goat. Name na *Blender*.

Blender would enter class anytime. Eat chalk. Eat teacher’s lesson note. Even chew student’s textbook.

One day was WAEC. The invigilator, Mr. Okoro, was a very strict man. `No noise. No malpractice.`

Midway into Maths, the door opened. _Baaah._
Blender walked in like he paid exam fee.

Students tried to chase him. But Blender went straight to the last seat and sat down. Like human being.

*Mr. Okoro:* `Whose goat is this?!`
*Class:* _silence_
Blender just looked at the question paper.

Then something happened. The light went off. NEPA took it. When light came back 5 minutes later, Blender had 2 ticks on his paper. With his hoof.

The whole class burst out laughing.
Mr. Okoro was angry. `This is an insult to WAEC!`

But the principal came and said: `Wait. Let’s mark it.`
They marked it. Blender scored 8/100. He passed 2 questions.

From that day, the school made a rule: `No goat in exam hall.`
And they also made Blender the school mascot. Because even with 8/100, he tried.

*Moral:* E no matter if you be goat. Just show up. Attempt something. `I meela` for trying.

Even OG fail sometimes, but dem still dey show up 😂

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