$GOB is our kinda memecoin
$GOB acquired
We are very proud to annnouce Cakes has purchased a strategic ****pile of $GOB and stashed it in a very, very safe place (probably in cakesonsolana.sol but also possibly this cake).
Why the actual **** would you buy $GOB?
Better late than never!
Well, firstly, you gotta love a chart like this. 
We know what you're thinking; we should've bought earlier.
We're kicking ourselves enough already so you don't have to join in too!
BUT
none of us have a time machine and hindsight is 20:20 so instead of talking endlessly about "what could've been" how about telling us right now where $FARTCOIN is going to be next Tuesday??!!
....?
Yeah didn't think so...
There's a helpline
We love the fact that this memecoin has a 24/7 helpline for us holders. We're still on hold, but we feel like we've been HEARD and SEEN which is all that has ever mattered to us.
https://blockworks.co/news/goblintown-hotline-memecoin
Other much more boring stuff
[something something]... breaking the creative stagnation in memecoins.. [something something] ... having a go at doing it differently.
I mean we almost fell asleep writing that.
Our attention span is ruined. We blame memecoins. And the internet.
Financial Advice
If you've made a lot of money trading memecoins (and you are going to tell your tax office you have) you can lower your tax by losing a lot of money trading memecoins.
Sorry about getting so technical. Please let us know if you need that last bit dumbed down some more.
