The Pastor and the WiFi Password* šŸ“¶šŸ™

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14 Aug 2026
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There was a church called "New Fire Deliverance Ministry". Big church, but one problem: No WiFi.

The pastor, Pastor Mike, announced on Sunday:
`Brethren, from next week we will be having free WiFi for the church. So you can stream, take notes, and post testimony live.`

The whole church shouted: `Amen!`

Monday came. They installed WiFi. But Pastor Mike forgot to tell the ushers the password.

Sunday service. Everyone brought out their phones.
*Sister Ngozi:* `What’s the WiFi password?`
*Usher 1:* `I don’t know.`
*Usher 2:* `Ask pastor.`

Pastor Mike was preaching fire: `The devil is a liar!`
People in the front row were whispering: `Password? Password?`

One small boy, 7 years old, stood up in the middle of prayer and shouted:
`Pastor! What’s the WiFi password?!`

The whole church went silent.
Pastor Mike smiled and said: `My son, the password is... JESUSIS LORD123`

Everyone typed it. It connected.
Then Pastor Mike said: `You see? Even to connect to blessings, you must know the name. JESUSIS LORD. Don’t forget the 123. That’s the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit.`

From that day, the church WiFi name was changed to `JESUSIS LORD123`. And attendance tripled. People said `I’m coming to church to get network AND God` šŸ˜‚

*Moral:* Sometimes God uses the things we want to bring us to the things we need. Even WiFi can preach.

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